Honky Tonk Cowboy by Mister Muster (aka Stan Clear)

Lyrics to the humble cowboy song what I wrote. Inspired by the rodeo and stuff.

(played in the key of ‘A’ to a lively hoe-down, boot-scootin’ feel)


Honky Tonk Cowboy

Momma told me somethin’, and Daddy told me too

‘bout that girl who’d steal my heart

And I shoulda known it, right from the start

Out of all the girls I’d wrangle, she’d be the one I’d wanna strangle.

Yeah…

Well I’m a hard ridin’, hard hittin’

Hard shootin’, hard whippin’

Hard drinkin’, hard winkin’

Hard dressin’, hard messin’

Big beerin’, big cheerin’

Big eatin’, hard beatin’

Hard strappin’, hard whackin’,

Big shearin’, load clearin’

Roundem up, shootem up Cowboy

Well I fell in love, yeah I fell in love, oh I fell in love…

With a low down,  to the ground

Big cheatin’, guy meetin’

Hard kissin’, big wishin’

Skimpy dressin’, hair messin’

Chain smokin’, joint tokin’

Loose livin’, body givin’

Take a chancin’, lap dancin’

Runnin’ round all the town Cowgirl

Well now I’ve learned my lesson, and I’ve gotten over her

You can keep those girls who do too much boozin’

From now on I’m careful chosin’, ‘cause I don’t wanna be losin’

This ol’ cowboy heart to them ol’ blues

Now I’m a clean livin’, tea sippin’

Kitten pattin’, croche lovin’

Sweater knittin’, telly watchin’

Shoe gazin’, quiet walkin’

Mail checkin’, hard stalkin’

Pill takin’, loose talkin’

Nightmarin’, cold sweatin’

Shrink seein’, medicatin’ Cowboy…